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Fate Chapter 4: Hold Down Ctrl
Welcome back! When we left off, Shirou had just had a chance encounter with his classmate. Involving swords.
Since Shirou wasn't watching during the prologue, this comes as a big shock!
Time to head indoors. For EXPOSITION.
The topic of conversation for today is how much Shirou sucks. At magic, mostly, but let's not be too narrow on such a colorful topic.
Next topic: The plot!
I never saw Battle Royale. I suspect Shirou didn't, either.
The bonus thought here is that either Rin has to die, or I do, by her explanation of the rules. Dramatic tension!
The rest of this stuff we basically already know. Now, Saber!
So it looks like, because Shirou sucks so much, Saber's operating at about 10% efficiency. Fortunately, she's apparently about 10x as strong as the other Servants, so that seems to balance out somehow. She also mentions that she's been summoned to this era before. Hm!
What next? Time to go.
TO THE CHURCH OF KOTOMINE
LAND OF SORROW AND SUFFERING
We'll see why later.
GIRLS CAN'T FIGHT, SABER
Because Shirou can't discorporate Saber, he opts for the far superior solution of hiding her under a raincoat. Genius.
Walk walk walk talk walk walk talk.
Welcome to the ultimate bastion of darkness.
If Hitler were here, he'd be giving high fives to everybody.
Now, it's time to meet the reason I hate this place so much!
This guy.
Kirei "Never Stops Talking" Kotomine
It is now time for Kotomine to explain the full premise of the game.
That should take a bit of time, but not be so bad.
Right?
I counted, by the way. That wall up there?
10% of the entire speech.
Christ.
This is a time to remind you all that I'm going for every Bad End in the game.
This will require making some very bad decisions.
>...Revoke the Command Spell.
WHY THE LONG FACE, RIN? Surely this won't ruin my life.
So how do I do this?
OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW
Looks like I survived that! Now it's just a matter of using my last Command Spell to free Saber. Just like in Aladdin!
There. Done! Back to a relaxed life of going to high school parties and harem building.
Wait, what?
Oh, right. Masters supply mana for their Servants. Saber can't survive without a Master.
Unless she kills the master to take his mana.
Oh hey, she's letting me live! Awesome. Let's GTFO.
Wha
9999 DAMAGE
M-Maybe she's wrong?
MAYBE I'D BE BETTER OFF IF SHE WAS RIGHT
BAD END
Welcome to Tiger Dojo! This is what happens after every Bad End. It is very educational.
An hour of gaming a day, for all you who died so easily, this is the assistance corner that solves all your problems in a flash, the Tiger Dojo!
So. First of all, I would like to ask what the meaning of this corner is! It totally destroys the mood of the actual story!
Answer, senior student!
It would not be an exaggeration to call this the main storyline of "Fate"!
Marvelous! Bravo! Oh bravo!
Yes, well done. I think everyone's starting to realize now, but this dojo is an important part of "Fate".
Everyone, please don't be tricked by those fake heroines that have large parts in the story, and if you see a dangerous choice, please choose it.
Well, as for this Shirou...
Oh man, squashed lower body and only the head left?
Someone who would do such a thing must be brutal and cruel. What do you think about that, student?
No problem! This is a cute and pop genocide of love!
Unsatisfactory!
Owww... I-I made a mistake. This is the result of a weak Onii-chan making this particular heroine angry.
That is exactly right. In other words, broken your samurai code, seppuku if you turn your back.
From now on, please choose cowardly choices like this as you'll die alot.
But since this is supposed to be a Q&A corner, I shall help you with your problem.
Senior student, what is the counter-measure this time?
Osu, go back to the choice and choose the other one.
All right, well done.
Unexpected deaths like this are set up all over the place, so it's standard to save at choices.
Well then, that's it for this time! I shall wait for you at the next practice!
See you!
TIGER DOJOS CLEARED: 1/40
BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME, SHIROU
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Fate Chapter 4: Hold Down Ctrl
Welcome back! When we left off, Shirou had just had a chance encounter with his classmate. Involving swords.
Since Shirou wasn't watching during the prologue, this comes as a big shock!
Time to head indoors. For EXPOSITION.
The topic of conversation for today is how much Shirou sucks. At magic, mostly, but let's not be too narrow on such a colorful topic.
Next topic: The plot!
I never saw Battle Royale. I suspect Shirou didn't, either.
The bonus thought here is that either Rin has to die, or I do, by her explanation of the rules. Dramatic tension!
The rest of this stuff we basically already know. Now, Saber!
So it looks like, because Shirou sucks so much, Saber's operating at about 10% efficiency. Fortunately, she's apparently about 10x as strong as the other Servants, so that seems to balance out somehow. She also mentions that she's been summoned to this era before. Hm!
What next? Time to go.
TO THE CHURCH OF KOTOMINE
LAND OF SORROW AND SUFFERING
We'll see why later.
GIRLS CAN'T FIGHT, SABER
Because Shirou can't discorporate Saber, he opts for the far superior solution of hiding her under a raincoat. Genius.
Walk walk walk talk walk walk talk.
Welcome to the ultimate bastion of darkness.
If Hitler were here, he'd be giving high fives to everybody.
Now, it's time to meet the reason I hate this place so much!
This guy.
Kirei "Never Stops Talking" Kotomine
It is now time for Kotomine to explain the full premise of the game.
That should take a bit of time, but not be so bad.
Right?
I counted, by the way. That wall up there?
10% of the entire speech.
Christ.
This is a time to remind you all that I'm going for every Bad End in the game.
This will require making some very bad decisions.
>...Revoke the Command Spell.
WHY THE LONG FACE, RIN? Surely this won't ruin my life.
So how do I do this?
OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW
Looks like I survived that! Now it's just a matter of using my last Command Spell to free Saber. Just like in Aladdin!
There. Done! Back to a relaxed life of going to high school parties and harem building.
Wait, what?
Oh, right. Masters supply mana for their Servants. Saber can't survive without a Master.
Unless she kills the master to take his mana.
Oh hey, she's letting me live! Awesome. Let's GTFO.
Wha
9999 DAMAGE
M-Maybe she's wrong?
MAYBE I'D BE BETTER OFF IF SHE WAS RIGHT
BAD END
Welcome to Tiger Dojo! This is what happens after every Bad End. It is very educational.
An hour of gaming a day, for all you who died so easily, this is the assistance corner that solves all your problems in a flash, the Tiger Dojo!
So. First of all, I would like to ask what the meaning of this corner is! It totally destroys the mood of the actual story!
Answer, senior student!
It would not be an exaggeration to call this the main storyline of "Fate"!
Marvelous! Bravo! Oh bravo!
Yes, well done. I think everyone's starting to realize now, but this dojo is an important part of "Fate".
Everyone, please don't be tricked by those fake heroines that have large parts in the story, and if you see a dangerous choice, please choose it.
Well, as for this Shirou...
Oh man, squashed lower body and only the head left?
Someone who would do such a thing must be brutal and cruel. What do you think about that, student?
No problem! This is a cute and pop genocide of love!
Unsatisfactory!
Owww... I-I made a mistake. This is the result of a weak Onii-chan making this particular heroine angry.
That is exactly right. In other words, broken your samurai code, seppuku if you turn your back.
From now on, please choose cowardly choices like this as you'll die alot.
But since this is supposed to be a Q&A corner, I shall help you with your problem.
Senior student, what is the counter-measure this time?
Osu, go back to the choice and choose the other one.
All right, well done.
Unexpected deaths like this are set up all over the place, so it's standard to save at choices.
Well then, that's it for this time! I shall wait for you at the next practice!
See you!
TIGER DOJOS CLEARED: 1/40
BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME, SHIROU
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