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>> Unlimited Blade Works Chapter 23: Too Many Servants Spoil the War
Time to go back not one, but two choice points!
>Meet up with Tohsaka.
Motivation!
Oh, right, I don't know where Tohsaka is.
And I will prevent this!
With my crippled body and my +1 unbelievably shitty sword.
Someone has figured out who their dreams are syncing with this cycle!
A Heroic Spirit who fucked up big time.
Indeed! As Shirou dreamed of Saber's backstory, Rin dreams of Archer's.
Looks like Rin is preparing to assault the church!
But first, some dialogue.
Tohsaka will not go down without a kicking, screaming fight!
What about Archer?
LOOK HARDER SHIROU
There you go!
Wrong logic, right answer.
Premonitions!
Because this is a building that bodes. Just general boding. Borderline eldritch.
Our timing is different this time!
Looks like Tohsaka got here first.
SHIROU
THIS IS A PLACE CONTAINING ONLY SORROW
Look, it's the good guys!
Look, it's the bad guys!
HEY
I HAVE THE BEST IDEA
>...I'll go out. I can give Tohsaka an opening now...!
I didn't coordinate this plan with Tohsaka!
Huh?
J-Just one more Command Spell shouldn't be enough to break her will, should it?
Aw, shit.
Shirou
Archer
Rin
-VS-
Kuzuki
Caster
Saber
FIGHT
This looks kind of familiar!
Yeah this is the most unfair team ever.
DEAD END
This is today's guest. The one living in Ryudou Temple in Fuyuki City, Caster-san (Pseudonym), 28 years old (Estimated).
Oh, my, you are beautiful. What's wrong? Someone as beautiful as you shouldn't have any problems.
Um, well... I think I'm not standing out... People say I'm plain compared to the other six, not a good character, and that I'm too old...
Oh, that's terrible.
Oh, what's this? It says here that you are a fortune teller.
...Yes. I actually want to be a housewife and raise a warm family. I returned to work in hopes of decreasing the burden on my husband, but I'm getting tormented at work as well...
What should I do?! I want to change! I want to be a more lovable character!
Haha, that's impossible!
During the development phase, it was said that "Caster turns into a loli with hyper power", but we only need one loli! Give up your hope of being a cute character!
...Sigh. You're right. I kind of realized it, but it's just too painful...
I'm doing my best, you know? I secretly saved up, hired a guard, and set up surveillance cameras everywhere. But my husband doesn't even thank me for my hard work! Just a while ago, my plan was foiled by these kids taht suddenly appeared...
I'm working so hard, but I'm not getting compensated for it! Fujimonta-san, can someone like me find happiness?
Nope. It's your fault, Caster-san.
N-No way... Even here, they abuse me...?
Tiger Stamps Collected: 22/40
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