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>> Heaven's Feel Chapter 29: Shitty Fake Priest
Remember how screwed you are, Shirou!
FUCK
YEAH
>Accept.
Thanks to Kotomine, we are able to get to the place faster!
He has a weapon for me, too!
Not that it's likely to help.
Kotomine really opposes bringing Sakura back!
On account of we will die.
Mission objective: Rescue Ilya!
Expositiondump!
The real Holy Grail isn't Sakura or Ilya, it's some other thing that produces the normal Holy Grails.
Kotomine's objective is to let the thing inside Sakura be born!
Even though this means he would die along with everyone else. That's Kotomine for you.
ONWARDS
Meanwhile, in the castle!
Something's up, and it's not immediately clear what.
It's Sakura, resisting the final stages of her transformation.
Meanwhile, Zouken and True Assassin watch from the sidelines.
Zouken has the situation totally under control.
True Assassin, though, isn't so sure.
SO
EVIL
Avengewhat.
TOO BAD FOR YOU, ZOUKEN
BUT THERE ISN'T ANY LIMIT TO HOW FOOLISH SHIROU CAN BE
Uh oh.
Berserker Alter is sent for me.
What a nice castle!
I HOPE YOU LIKED ASSASSIN'S CREED, SHIROU
Mild antics.
HELLO THAR ILYA
SHIROU BRIGHTSLAPS LITTLE GIRLS
Heated debate ensues!
HARDEST CHOICE IN THE GAME
>Bring Ilya back.
D'aww etc now let's gtfo before the fuzz catches us.
Ilya does not approve in my choice of ally!
Tough shit let's get going.
Kotomine is better at jumping out of windows than Shirou!
Oh, fuck.
Run
RUN FASTER
Ilya can't keep up, so my only viable option is to fight Berserker!
HINT: That's not very viable, either.
Or I can do this, because Kotomine is better than I am at everything.
GODDAMMIT GIVE ME A BREAK
Kotomine is going to solo True Assassin!
I get to save Ilya!
SINCE WHEN CAN YOU DO THAT
OKAY YOU CRAZY BASTARD HAVE FUN
Kotomine VS True Assassin!
Assassin's weapons: Throwing knives.
Kotomine's weapons: Ten swords.
At some point, Kotomine crossed the line from Asshole Background Character to Memetic Badass.
To be continued!
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