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[professor_shoe]

I just realized I forgot to post the 2006 winners of the "Dark and Stormy Night" Contest. 2007 will be up in the next couple of weeks.

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[prajnadeidre]

Who writes this stuff?? My personal favorites are the goose one, the Thriller zombie one, and the "mesoamerican pi."

[cronodeus]

Refrigerator magnates. That's all I have to say. I'll be grinning all day after that.

Shoe, I have a present for you. Here is one of my favorites, the winning sentence from 1984:

The lovely woman-child Kaa was mercilessly chained to the cruel post of the warrior-chief Beast, with his barbarian tribe now stacking wood at her nubile feet, when the strong clear voice of the poetic and heroic Handsomas roared, 'Flick your Bic, crisp that chick, and you'll feel my steel through your last meal!'

[professor_shoe]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--HA.