countdown to haines: 1 day.

7 days.

to begin with, i want to make it absolutely clear that i don't intend this post as an endorsement for any candidate.  i'm going back to voting for fucking nader again.  i learned my lesson.  that said ( Read more... )

a tribe called quest - 
Lactated Rib Sequel
A delectable squirt
quadratic belt eels

ryan champlain mccarty -
a mythical cramp cranny
my primary cancan latch
clammy anarchy crap nit

rubeus hagrid -
his beard guru (when you think about it, this is the best one by far . . . )

holland, michigan - 
Anal Child Homing
aching nomad hill
had moaning chill (HAAA!!!!)

bay ( Read more... )

 “We cannot operate without private security firms in Iraq,” said Patrick F. Kennedy, the under secretary of state for management. “If the contractors were removed, we would have to leave Iraq ( Read more... )

after my birthday, i was a bit hung over.  i mean, it was a 7 day long birthday party.  but it was great - tons of food and booze for the last several days and now i'm done with my GRCC job and . . . yeah.  it's been great.  that's all i've got to say.  special shout out to the friends who fucked my brain out at the meantime the other night.  sorry ( Read more... )

ryan haines is my life coach.

 there's piss on the bathroom floors of america.  who's putting it there and who's just standing in it, mildly disgusted but unsure what a single lonely person can do about it?

i feel too partied today. luckily, i have fresh oranges to eat at home.

i want something to go wrong in a tragic sort of way with this satellite business. i know that it's not dangerous in a global or even remotely large-scale context, but it has the possibility of so much irony. what if, having survived the nuclear and global conflict threats of the cold war, we are all killed by a remarkably cold war-esque spy ( Read more... )