Well, I've booked a flight for New York leaving tomorrow morning. Hopefully I won't have to stay there too long. I'm not sure exactly what the legal process is going to entail
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Apparently my one attempt at heterosexual intercourse produced offspring. Unfortunately, the mother was in an unfortunate accident, and so I've rather suddenly found myself a single father.
...Oh Renji. Are you okay? Did you know her well or was it just a one-off thing? Do you need any help with anything? I'm in America as well. I can get anything you need me to and I can help with anything legal.
She was a good friend of mine when we were studying overseas. I hadn't heard for her in approximately three years, though. The child is two and a half, so that makes sense. I'm actually inclined to believe that having a child may have been her goal when she offered to let me experience heterosexual sex. She was an unusual woman. It's a shame she's passed away.
As for me, I believe I'll be fine. I'll let you know if anything comes up, however.
...I was assured by the mother that she was on birth control and that it was a non-issue, however. Knowing her personality, I suspect that I may have been deliberately misled.
I assure you, it was not my brightest moment. I had far too much to drink and frankly, was thinking with my lower half. Apparently I am a horny drunk. It's a problem of mine.
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...Oh Renji. Are you okay? Did you know her well or was it just a one-off thing? Do you need any help with anything? I'm in America as well. I can get anything you need me to and I can help with anything legal.
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She was a good friend of mine when we were studying overseas. I hadn't heard for her in approximately three years, though. The child is two and a half, so that makes sense. I'm actually inclined to believe that having a child may have been her goal when she offered to let me experience heterosexual sex. She was an unusual woman. It's a shame she's passed away.
As for me, I believe I'll be fine. I'll let you know if anything comes up, however.
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...I was assured by the mother that she was on birth control and that it was a non-issue, however. Knowing her personality, I suspect that I may have been deliberately misled.
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[ooc: Someone just fell over in shock. XD Don't feel bad, this would be his reaction to any of his friends procreating.]
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