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[professorzei]

WTF!!!!! D:< LAST NIGHT, I WAS IN THE CHATROOM, READING, WHEN CHONG GAVE ME SOME OF THAT HORRIBLE STUFF HE SMOKES, AND I PASSED OUT. THIS MORNING, I WOKE UP IN THE CHATROOM, COVERED IN KETCHUP, INK ON MY FACE, BREADCRUMBS IN MY CLOTHES AND THERE ARE FINGERNAIL MARKS ON MY -ASS-!!!! WTF, MAN!!!!!!?

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[professorzei]

NOT AFTER IT MADE ME COUGH MY FREAKING LUNGS OUT!!!! AND, PLZ TO BE EXPLAINING FINGERNAIL MARKS ON ASS!!!!!? D:

[professorzei]

:BEGINS TO CHASE YOU, BUT THEN THE WORD "SPARKY" REGISTERS: .... :HORROR: OH GOD, IT'S WOOOOOOORSE. D8

[professorzei]

WHAT IS THIS THING? :DROPS IT BECAUSE IT IS ICKY:

[professorzei]

WTF?!!!!!!! I HAVE BEEN MOLESTED BY A LITTLE BOY!!!!!! DDDD8

[smeller_b]

I TAUGHT HIM WELL.

THERE, THERE. AT LEAST YOU CAN'T REMEMBER IT.