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[proff_treacle]

Oouuf! I think I bashed my bottom! What? Oh.... [There is a long pause, and the sound of someone standing up before the random voice that just cut through the audio feed speaks again.]

I SAY! Where in Phosphoreumbra am I? This doesn't LOOK like the equator!

Woo! A sock! Oh wait... That's my sock...

Comments

[Video Forever~]

[otherpumpkin]

Hey there.~

[He waves at the communicator.]

You shouldn't loose your sock, your foot will get cold.

[Audio]

[proff_treacle]

Actually, it's one of my ear socks! So my ear will get col-hang on! Where is that little voice coming from?!

[otherpumpkin]

That sounds pretty interesting, and warm too!

This thingamajig lets us communicate.

[Audio] [1/2]

[proff_treacle]

Us? Who? What? [There is the sound of much fumbling, as the stranger searches for the sound of the voice. Finally, after turning all of his pockets inside out, he finds the communicator on the floor by his feet.] Good gracious! This thing? [He picks it up and notices the miniature other father speaking to him]

[ Voice ]

[sunwell_eyes]

What in the world...

[Video]

[proff_treacle]

Is that a sentence? Because, usually, with sentences, they need to end. Unless this is a sentence fragment? Oh, I do hate those things?! A broken sentence perhaps? In which you are so shocked you can not finish?!

I don't blame you, it's awfully chilly around here!

[Video]

[sunwell_eyes]

[And for just a moment, he's dumbfounded.]

Well, I can see another has joined us. Do enjoy your stay in this place.

[Video]

[proff_treacle]

[The man on the video inspects the camera with all three lenses of his glasses, twisting them each way in turn before staring through the one tinted green.] May I ask a question or two, stranger? [He then proceeds to ask, without waiting for a yes or no]

Who are you? What world is this? You said what in the world so... Which world? Also, what happened to your pupils!?

[Voice]

[tapferkeit]

Phosphoreumbra?

Sorry, I don't think this place is where you're from... It's not where I'm from, either.

Hi, I'm Link.

[Video]

[proff_treacle]

Oho? Someone else! A pleasure to meet you Link. I am Professor Gilbert Treacle, but if you wish you may call me Mr T!

Link is a fine name, you know, you're the first Link I've ever met! Tell me, what's life like when your name is Link? I imagine it's terribly exciting!

[Voice]

[tapferkeit]

Okay, Mr T.

When my name's Link... well, I guess it'd be the same if my name was Darmani. Only difference really would be that people stop shouting 'Link!' when they want to talk to me, and they'd stop making stupid sausage jokes.

[Voice]

[proff_treacle]

Is your name Darmani as well? Is as sausage something I should know about?