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[proff_treacle]

If you cross a parsnip with a baked potato, do you get a baked potasnip? Or is it a baked partato? Or is the parsnip too cold for the potato? If that is the case I feel sorry for it!

It's a sad drama, it's causing me problems. I think they're going to argue a lot.

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[darrynmiquiztli]

What's troubling you, Prof? [Because it's never about the vegetables - unless it is.]

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[proff_treacle]

Hmn? Oh, no trouble Darryn my boy. I was just musing on a few things.

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[darrynmiquiztli]

I don't even want to ask, really. Yet I feel I should.

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[proff_treacle]

Well, they always say to go with your gut! But I think everyone would be a lot more chubby if they did that!

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[quiet_carpenter]

...I beg pardon?

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[proff_treacle]

Parsnips lad, can they fall in love with potatoes?

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[quiet_carpenter]

Well, I would...Assume so...

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[proff_treacle]

Really? That's wonderful! Because you know, I was thinking [fzzzzz static party fzzzz] even though he doesn't look like a potato, so [fzzzzz yay fzzzz] and their offspring would be very tasty!

[tapferkeit]

... What, the potato and the parsnip are going to argue...?

[proff_treacle]

I feel it is inevitable, yes.

[tapferkeit]

Are you making an analogy?

Oh, by the way, do you want me to drop off that spare set of leggings I have?

[proff_treacle]

OH! YES! Thank you young lad, I would appreciate that very much. I get rather cold thinking so hard. Could do with a nice warm... Something that you use to get warm!