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[profitplz]

That was absolutely tasteless. Perhaps the next time you feel the need to bring me a gift like that, you'll save us both the trouble and simply find the nearest window to fall out of. Preferably from at least the eighth story.

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[mrmachoman]

Tasteless? As I hear it, that sort of thing fits your tastes perfectly. Then again, had I known you liked dressing up, I would've saved the thousand dollars and just bought you something frilly.

Do you really think an eight-story fall is enough to end me? I'm wounded.

[profitplz]

You've heard wrong. I enjoy nothing of the sort. As for what I was wearing when you were over...That is not something I do normally, either. Poor timing and Belphegor's insistence are the only thing that had me like that.

I said from that height at least, and only because if you won't die, I'd at the very least like to see you maimed.

[mrmachoman]

If mere insistence is all it takes, I insist you use and enjoy my gift. Though, for all our sakes, don't put it on the internet.

Are you so incapable that you can't maim me with your own two hands? I had thought better of the Varia...

[profitplz]

A shame you are who you are and not someone who's insistence I care anything for. Rest assured, I'll find some use for it. Or, more aptly, gift it to someone who might find it useful.

I am not so stupid, Reborn, that I would risk my position on your account.