My recent On Notice list

[profoftruth]

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[poison_infrench]

The French? Do I get one of these lists and can I put Americans on it, or are they patented by you or something? The others...make sense.

[profoftruth]

It's copywritten under my name, tough luck De-lame.

[poison_infrench]

Ah, damn. Ah well, Americans can go on my unofficial 'on notice' list.

Talking of names...isn't Colbear French?

[profoftruth]

I guess it's only fair.

French CANADIAN.

[growingupcutti]

I do believe that there is a technical term for 'Jew Beanies'. Not quite sure though.

[profoftruth]

Jon probably told me when I wasn't listening to him.

[growingupcutti]

I'm fairly sure they're called kippahs or yarmulkes.

[profoftruth]

Jew Beanie works for me.

[academic_hobo]

For a moment I thought jew beanies were a sort of jelly bean.

In that moment, I was wildly, tremendously confused.

[prongslove]

((I totally thought they were a sort of beanie baby for a minute there))

[profoftruth]

But you're not confused anymore, right?

[prongslove]

What the hell is a bugbear?

[profoftruth]

An evil, evil creature. We'll talk about it in my class this week. ...and the weeks after that.

Really, it's never a bad time to discuss the evils of bugbears.

[prongslove]

What about now?

[profoftruth]

Bugbears are these bizarre and horrifying little creatures that fly through your window at night, slip in your ear, and buzz in your head. No one's ever actually seen a bugbear since they only fly about at night, in the dark.

[fleurdelhiver]

Aw, but what have kittens ever done to you?

[profoftruth]

Mauled my mother.

[fleurdelhiver]

Erm...sorry? I mean, I can't imagine that they'd do that much damage, really.