The Word is....Fondle....I mean, Fonda.

[profoftruth]

Last night I had a terrible dream. I dreamt that all of my students went to go take their OWLs and NEWTs but when they got to the examination room THEY DIDN'T KNOW A THING! And they had the gall to blame me

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[professor_meeha]

Stephen, I'm truly impressed. I had no idea the word gaul was in your vocabulary.
Perhaps it was, oh I don't know, a vision of the near future you had? Just a thought though.

I'm here.

[profoftruth]

I know lots of words. Some I make up, but most...right up here.

I'm tapping my head, in case you couldn't guess.

And do I look like a Divination weirdo?

Here? Here where?!

[professor_meeha]

Yes, both myself and your students have picked up on that--would you mind informing them that although I am your friend, I am not privy to what goes on in your mind, I'm not sure anyone is.

I assumed.

No, your right. Just a plain weirdo.

Yes here. Right over there!

[profoftruth]

Jon, you're closer to my mind than you even realize.

That totally wasn't a homoerotic statement, so don't even try and misconstrue that.

Right over where? You're not here, so you're not really anywhere!

[poison_infrench]

You just care that much, don't you? I bet you were terrified.

[profoftruth]

I give until it hurts. I was horrified even! Those little dream bastards.

[poison_infrench]

How dare those dream gits blame you, indeed? Typical.

[profoftruth]

Always blaming me in my own head. DAMN THEM.