Trumponian Crapsody 2021

[profrobert]

(With apologies to Queen)

Is this surreal life?  Is this insurgency?
Lost by a landslide, just escaped from reality
Closing your eyes, cook up all the lies and see
I'm just a fool boy, I spread toxicity
Because I'm easy come, will not go, little sly, little slow
Any way my mind goes doesn't really matter to me, covfefe.

MAGA, just killed a cop

Comments

[eve11]

Love it!

[bunny42]

You have too much time on your hands. Be careful not to be attacked by a squirrel. I heard they do that.

[profrobert]

"attacked by a squirrel"

Luckily, I'm not a Man in Florida.

[bunny42]

Sorry, that went over my head.

[profrobert]

Here's the description: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida_Man

Here are examples: https://filmdaily.co/news/florida-man-memes/

It's usually "Florida man" rather than "Man in Florida," but I thought the former wouldn't work well in the sentence I wrote.