Apply for a new gentlemen. Buy new sun-drying clothes. Get back in contact with some old nice haircuts. Start an india fund. Overcome my secret fear of calm oceans. Become a better
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I like the "apply for a new gentlemen." Gentlemen should definitely undergo an application process. They should arrive in the mail thereafter, clothed in pinstripes and bearing roses, as all gentlemen should. Where have all the gentlemen gone??? Google gentleman and you get sites for automatic door openers, limousine services, and indie rock bands. Obviously a dead species. :(
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