If I were the T-shirt-making type...

[prog]

You really have to appreciate the elegance of the statement "Gender is a text field."

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[radtea]

While I appreciate the elegance--having faced this problem in the design of a longitudinal database that I expect to be running decades from now and required that gender be time-dependent--I'd love to see a reasonable multi-dimensional gender standard created, so we could escape from the funky replies this will no doubt, err, engender.