Fuck off dominos

[prog_negative]

My eyes were filled with tears of Joy late on Sunday eve when Emma and I realized we could crush our hunger with my dominos student card ($6:45) unlimited large pizzas delivered. So I called. Mi ling Po answered. I was getting a custom pizza and Mr Po couldn't understand the word pepperoni... "Pepshonish???" he kept saying. Finally he got it and we

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[mooseandgoose]

ha ha ha. during the war we used lint instead of meat - and nylons instead of hairnets.

[prog_negative]

That is awesome. When you ran out of mayo did you use cum?

[anonymous]

who puts mayo on pizza??

[lalagrrl]

As a proud (fuk, not really) ex worker of pizza hut, I can assure you that most ham products (eg the bacon) is actually made mostly out of soy and wheat and not chopped up cats. The ever so popular (haha) seafood pizza did not actually contain any real seafood but instead was a great imitation seafood pizza that meat eaters and vegetarians alike could enjoy (as everything was made out of tofu and soy products

[underthearctic]

apparently there's a dominos up in Karratha where they practice a 'topless tuesday' policy.

[prog_negative]

If they did that here i would totally forgive them.