It's Prussia. And if I could get you to Dresden, why the hell wouldn't I have gotten myself back to Berlin yet? You're not getting out of here any time soon.
I'm not really sure what that is...Ah, but Fortuna is the name of this planet! I'm...I'm sorry, but we've all been kidnapped by a group of scientists and brought here.
It sounds dreadful, I know, but...I mean, it's not so bad. There are a number of decent people around, you see, and that makes the situation a bit better...
1/2; eeeeeeee also dost thou have a plurk?crotchrosesNovember 9 2011, 07:41:14 UTC
[W-what the hell why is he yelling? Fine. He will yell back.]
DON'T YELL AT ME YOU IDIOT! I am in Discedo, on a stinking shithole planet they call Fortuna. It wasn't aliens you dumb bastard, it was humans with some crazy science-fiction technology that can time travel and space travel just like something out of one of Angleterre's stupid dramas and I am cold and tired and the food tastes like shit so don't yell at me, my God!
Video; German 1/2fettuttittesNovember 9 2011, 07:10:57 UTC
[Just have a shocked look, Romana blinking as she recognises him. And yet, she doesn't. Her German is very halting, a mix of Austrian and whatever dialect Prussia would commonly use]
[He never introduces himself as Prussia to normal humans. So this is weird. How does this random person know who he is. Usually it's just Gilbert, and some times accidentally Albert when the liquor is flowing.]
How do you know who I am? How do you know that I'm Prussia?
[Sighs, shifting enough so that her curl can be seen] Because I know the Prussia that is a woman, and years ago she had a similar hair style when she was running around with her knights.
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Sure you're not looking for Vienna instead of Dresden? I mean, if you're lost...
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No, fuck Vienna. Dresden. I want Dresden. Who are you and can you get me to Dresden?
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You can't be Prussia.
I'm Prussia. I'm Gilbert Beilschmidt, Prussia. [Well, maybe not in the literal sense but who's keeping track.]
I'm Prussia. You're just... Wow, I know this is bad timing but you're really hot. You're almost as hot as me.
But I'm still Prussia.
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Is this some sort of really high-tech virtual game from Korea that I haven't heard of?
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It sounds dreadful, I know, but...I mean, it's not so bad. There are a number of decent people around, you see, and that makes the situation a bit better...
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[There's a guffaw, because he doesn't quite believe it. But it's just crazy enough to be possible given his surroundings...]
I can't. I can't be kidnapped! That's insane! The whole world would stop functioning if I was away for more than two days! [So not true.]
This is impossible. There's no way this is real.
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Prusse!
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YOU-YOU. WHERE AM I? JUST WHAT DID I DO AND WHY AM I HERE? WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?
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DON'T YELL AT ME YOU IDIOT! I am in Discedo, on a stinking shithole planet they call Fortuna. It wasn't aliens you dumb bastard, it was humans with some crazy science-fiction technology that can time travel and space travel just like something out of one of Angleterre's stupid dramas and I am cold and tired and the food tastes like shit so don't yell at me, my God!
[HUFF]
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... You did not do anything, Prusse. For once, eh?
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P-Prussia? What have you-
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Blinking, cheeks flushed lightly from her embarrassment.] Oh... are you Prussia, or just some man?
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How do you know who I am? How do you know that I'm Prussia?
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And I am Italy Romana.
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But this person comes with sad news.]
... Why is there no beer here? There should be beer... Everywhere.
Where the hell is here?
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I don't know. And your in Discedo.
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