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Voyage to the Foundation

Feb 24, 2010 17:09

[He doesn't know what a laptop is, but for some plot convinient reason, it's on. The guy who put it in there for him probably was messing around with it. Thus the view shows a young man muttering angrily in french while exploring and poking at his room ( Read more... )

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[Audio; French] u_n_asplode February 25 2010, 01:14:09 UTC

[Flandre was distracted from trying to disassemble her room by an unfamiliar voice--speaking a very familiar language. She flutters over to investigate.]

French, you speak French too?

Are you a vampire?

[Audio; French] oathofhonor February 25 2010, 01:16:37 UTC

[Oh hey look at that he is suddenly staring intently at the magic talking box]

How do you know about vampires!? Are you from Earth!?

[Audio; French] u_n_asplode February 25 2010, 01:18:09 UTC

[She's looking at the box...screen..."laptop" thing like this should be the most obvious thing in the world.]

Because I am one. And yes.

[Audio; French until noted otherwise] oathofhonor February 25 2010, 01:21:46 UTC

[Too bad there's no video and he can't see her expression.]

Holy mother of God am I finally home?

Who are you?

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scp963 February 25 2010, 07:38:00 UTC

A voice, in french, speaks from above. "please remove your clothes."

*repost* oathofhonor February 25 2010, 10:44:20 UTC

How interesting. Not all of the disembodied voices came from the funny screen thing. This one seemed to speak with a bit more authority than the vampire girl. "Why?"

Re: *repost* scp963 February 25 2010, 18:46:16 UTC

"Please remove your clothes, or corrective actions will be taken."

oathofhonor February 25 2010, 20:03:03 UTC

"Ah, threats of physical violence. The simplest reason there is."

He complies. Wow that kid is skinny, you could play his ribs like a xylophone. Actually, more like a glockenspiel.

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[ audio; french ] gtfomygarden February 25 2010, 10:36:30 UTC

Looks like someone is a little outdated. That particular dialect is one that doesn't get spoken any more, I believe.

[ Haha like he can talk. He's dressed like he's from Victorian England. But you can't see that. Also he can actually speak that old dialect quite well, if with a little bit of an accent. Messing around in the Secondary Realms paid off after all, it seems. ]

And something tells me that if people anger you sufficiently, their names all get changed to 'dinner'.

oathofhonor February 25 2010, 10:42:35 UTC

I'm a bit out of touch with the modern slang.

Glad you're paying attention, though. Is that close enough attention to know why we're being held here?

gtfomygarden February 25 2010, 10:53:09 UTC

Hm. I don't blame you. Languages are complicated things. It's surprising how much they can change in a decade, let alone a millennium.

Apparently, we're being held here as 'SCPs' of some sort. Test subjects, I believe. It's a little odd how much mortals seem to enjoy poking needles into things they don't understand.

oathofhonor February 25 2010, 11:16:41 UTC

You say "mortals" as if you didn't think of yourself as one. Care to elaborate on that?

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