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[VIDEO] -- TO ALL SCPs, RESEARCHERS, AND AGENTS ON BASE

Feb 26, 2010 19:40

For the love of--this paperwork is going to be horrid. I've never seen 2000 spit out things at this rate. A bunch of people who can do who-knows what, a toaster, and a damned dragon. This is rid--eh? What was that? This is on?Well! As good now as ever, I suppose. Alright, alright, listen up ladies, gentlemen, and those of indeterminate gender! I'm ( Read more... )

doctor sigmund ivaldi

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surelovethefall February 27 2010, 08:17:46 UTC

Well, you're certainly far cheerier than the very first of whom I assume to be staff that I spoke with. My name is Dr. Shuji Ikutsuki - it's a pleasure, Dr. Ivaldi.

punches_ooparts February 28 2010, 01:16:00 UTC

Doctor of what, may I ask?

aksjfjg watch me make this up completely, thanks canon surelovethefall February 28 2010, 01:38:54 UTC

I have a doctorate in biomedical sciences and a master's degree in clinical psychology, along with extensive experience in experimental sciences and psychopharmacology.

Have you any knowledge of Shadows, Doctor Ivaldi? If not, it would be much easier to inform this organization of my involvement with them now.

Hahahaha SORRY~ punches_ooparts February 28 2010, 01:55:33 UTC

Excellent! I think I'll be prioritize getting your paperwork done, especially if you're offering your services.

Unless you're talking about run-of-the-mill shadows everything casts, I'm going to say no, we do not know anything of them.

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gameisneverdone February 27 2010, 18:09:05 UTC

You can at least get us out of the damn cells and give us back our stuff! I could probably find a way out faster then any of your men.

....Experiments? Like HELL if I'm signing up for that!

punches_ooparts February 28 2010, 01:17:10 UTC

Probably! My men are excellent, but I wouldn't doubt your abilities. However, don't be so reluctant to allow for experiments to be done. No one important is going to die or anything like that.

gameisneverdone February 28 2010, 01:54:55 UTC

No. If its only for your benefit, let me go. I'll duel you if I need to prove I can leave.

punches_ooparts February 28 2010, 01:57:21 UTC

I'm a bit too old to be doing any sort of dueling nowadays. However, we can't let you leave; you see, you're not in your world anymore and you simply existing here proves to be a danger to our own world.

And I assure you: the experimentation is for both our benefits.

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security_smile February 28 2010, 01:19:06 UTC

Oh, goody! I missed paperwork.

punches_ooparts February 28 2010, 01:20:26 UTC

I'm not going to waste the time asking if that was sarcasm. If you're so excited, get to interviewing some of the new subjects.

security_smile February 28 2010, 03:38:38 UTC

Sure thing, Ivaldi!

oathofhonor February 28 2010, 08:04:41 UTC

You are the one in charge here, yes?

punches_ooparts March 1 2010, 00:58:18 UTC

As much as one can be in charge of this mess, yes.

oathofhonor March 1 2010, 02:01:44 UTC

As I was forced to admit to your colleague, I am...I have certain dietary needs. Specifically, I require periodic access to living prey. Preferably human.

punches_ooparts March 1 2010, 02:33:10 UTC

Ah, Christ, not again. Alright, give me a run down.

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gtfomygarden February 28 2010, 10:35:11 UTC

So, Doctor Ivaldi, what does your title of 'administrator' cover? Do you govern the whole facility, or are there others who share out your work?

punches_ooparts March 1 2010, 00:59:13 UTC

Oh, I cover the whole facility, but I definitely don't do it all on my own. That would be far too much work, you see! That's what the others are for. You're a bit more likely to see one of them than myself.

gtfomygarden March 1 2010, 03:02:44 UTC

How disappointing. The other researcher that interrogated me was rather less jovial than yourself, unfortunately.

punches_ooparts March 1 2010, 03:14:15 UTC

Yeah, they tend to get like that after a while.