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[ First, there's a sigh. Not even fifteen seconds into her Luceti experience and she's already despising it. After deeming there's no way out, she just talks into the journal. ]

All right, normally I'd ask about the uncomfortable wings, or the new dress, [ Tenten would whine about if it's even possible to dress her in something else without

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[happyends]

[ ... Oh god. Did that turkey just talk to her. Madoka just freezes in her tracks, nervously glancing over to the turkeys for a few moments, but.. she's sure they talked to her..

No, there's definitely no way something strange like that could happen. It's probably her imagination, right? So she just tries to walk on.. forget about it.. Nothing happened at all!! ]

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[projectiled]

[ LITTLE MOE FEET ARE WALKING AWAY FROM ME.

NOOOOOO.

Suddenly, Tenten (or in Madoka's case, the turkey) just suddenly blurts out the loudest she can. ]

Wait!! Don't leave just yet!

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[happyends]

[ OH NO IT'S TALKING AGAIN is she slowly going insane..

Either way, walking away now would be rude, so she turns around again, the look on her face definitely very nervous. ]

U-um, if you want me to stay that badly, then I suppose I will..

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[projectiled]

[ She can't see her face, but, congratulations, Madoka!

You've just caused Tenten to head desk... against a wall. Turkeys can be seen jolted and running down and off the hooks as she groans. ]

Thank you. Now, can you tell me where I am? I just woke up here inside this wall, and, so far, I can't say I'm pleased. [ understatements. ]

[Voice]

[donaldtrumpcard]

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Inside of a wall. [Okay, that's a new one actually.]

[Voice]

[projectiled]

Yes. Shino. Inside a wall. This place sucks. [ HEY LOOK SOMEONE THAT FINALLY REMEMBERS YOU. ]

I didn't know you were here though. Looks like Ino forgot to mention that detail. [ She sighs. This would be information she'd love to know. ]

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[donaldtrumpcard]

[HEY PEOPLE REMEMBER HIM ALL THE TIME! It's just.... the mangaka who forgets. And stuff.

And when he see's her conversation with Ino... yup. Looks like she mentioned a good bit of the Konoha ninjas that were here EXCEPT him. Okay. Okay Ino. It's cool. He'll just never forget this that's all.]

Hmm... it is likely she merely forgot. [Yeah, right.] Has anyone given you assistance with your [...] predicament?

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[projectiled]

[ The mangaka and Ino forget!

Tenten frowns at the plight of being forgotten. Not that it's ever happened to her (in canon, at least. Meta-wise, this statement is hilariously inaccurate.) She wants to become a famous and noteworthy kunoichi, so someone forgetting someone's name would be a pretty serious hinderance for her own dream, but to imagine it happen consistently to someone is enough to get the sympathy card. ]

I'm sure there are more people who remember you than forget you. I remember you! [ I mean, sure he blends a bit into the background but Tenten has very sharp eyes. That and the background is rubble from this week's invasion of Konoha so he'd stick out anyways. ]

I was released a little while ago, now I'm just sitting here at the supermarket, trying to get all of the these turkeys in some sort of container. [ beat. ] I was apparently trapped in a freezer at the grocery store. [ this kunoichi's irritation let me show you it. ]

[its_troublesome]

[Oh hi. Let's just assume he was summoned by Ino's screeching across the hall. One of the few times he doesn't have his journal attached to him and another person from home shows up. It's obviously canon for him to miss her.]

Turkeys, huh?

[projectiled]

[ Ino's LOUDMOUTH NO JUTSU. Works every time. But, no one has ever cared about Tenten enough to remember she exists. Not even Neji. His byakugan seems to skip her presence entirely. When Sasuke used sharingan on her she just turned translucent, etc. etc.

Canon? Absolutely!

Anyways, she'll reply totally deadpan. ]

Yep. Got dinner covered for the next two weeks. [ Sarcasm as a coping method! :D Yes! ]

[its_troublesome]

Not... covered covered, right?

[SOUNDS GROSS.]

[projectiled]

What?! Of course not! I've only touched one so far just to identify it. [ Is Tenten really spending her first interaction with Shikamaru briefing him about turkey touching?

This should be changed! ] Anyways, Ino said you had some information for me, or that you'd fill me in. Mind telling me what this is? [ this directed to Luceti. ]

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[doubleppk]

You're inside a wall?!

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[projectiled]

I can hardly believe it myself. How the hell do they choose where you end up waking up anyways!?

[ Indignant?! Of course! ]

[Voice]

[doubleppk]

Is it like a trap-door?

Beats me. Usually people just end up in water or something.

[Voice]

[projectiled]

Not really. It's a solid, god damn wall. [ KICKING IT BECAUSE HOW DOES SHE BREAK FREE?! ]

This place really needs to get better entry service. [ You might hear a small groan at the end of that. Today isn't the worst day of her life but it's a huge inconvenience. ]

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[bridal_idol]

You were inside of a wall? Did anyone ever find you?

[Voice] ruuuuuune ;;

[projectiled]

Yep. I was inside the wall at the grocery store. [ SIGHS. ] In the frozen turkey section. It wasn't that hard to hear me, or to find me.

[voice] we're actually tagging o:

[bridal_idol]

That sounds...unnecessarily cruel of our captors. I'm glad you're okay, though.

FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING.

[projectiled]

Well, they decided to bring four of my friends here so I guess one could say misery loves company. [ Azusa will hear the continuous sound of turkeys going into bags because you better believe she's taking advantage of this. ]

My name is Tenten, what's yours?