gurg gurgur gurgug. you can call me anything and i'll still be the same.

my heart is a jack-o-lantern [jack-in-the-box]
my soul is a wild strawberry bush
my soles are stamps
my head is a carousel in a tent
my hands are sore
kiss that bitch

right? right! alriiiiight.

put it back, nick. come over for a beer, nick. oh you had us goin last night, nick.

okay, okay, okay.

AND THEY THINK HE'S DEAD OF TYPHOID [applause]

so i moved into staff housing and i'm really DIGGIN IT. my roommates [cory & shannon] are really sweet, make me nice dinners and are super nice and fun, so i really like it here. and they have the aforementioned sweetest dog ever! when i'm at work sometimes i feel so pissed that i just wanna get a plane to hawaii and live on the beach, but ( Read more... )

i'm moving into staff housing on monday, with a guy that makes the best food you'd ever imagine, a girl who bakes the most delicious treats [MIXED BERRY CHEESECAKE TARTS!], and a very hip beagle named max. he humped my leg the last time i saw him.

i'm not really livin'. i'm just in one of those permanently neutral states like switzerland where all i need to know is where my fingers are. no one's gonna prove me wrong tonight because i'm wrong for every one. i've started smoking casually and lecturing the homeless on job management. today someone asked me "what's the point" and i answered ( Read more... )

i've been getting in touch with all the music that it seemed EVERYONE knew about and liked a lot a few years ago, and i'm really diggin it! for example, i never cared for radiohead very much, because i hated their 3 first albums and never heard any of the other ones before, but i'm getting to it now and DIGGIN IT ( Read more... )

tom knows what he's doing, i know what i'm doing. i do it mexican and confucius would be proud so honour him.

sometimes i feel so alone it almost makes me want to cry. sometimes i think i am so alone that it justifies my feelings. for a few minutes every day i think about leaving. for the rest of the day i think about where i'd go ( Read more... )

i work with a guy named nick carter. that is his name given to him by god. does anyone else find something wrong with this ( Read more... )

gooooldberrrg!