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[projectmayhemer]

My mom inadvertently pulled a mighty prank last night on some unsuspecting Halloweiners. If you know my house, you know to be suspicious of just about every food you come in contact with. So last night, my mom underestimated the kid traffic we would have, so she only had two bags of candy on hand. Well things became interesting pretty quickly as we

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[missviolyn]

the church house giving out rancid candy. fantastic.

[projectmayhemer]

Your the second person today to refer to my house as some sort of spiritual holy ground. The first was a relayed message from a lesbian's bitch who said "where Jesus lives" instead of church. And you of all people should know how much "church house" doesnt really apply to what goes on inside.

[missviolyn]

you think i dont know this? i am part of the debauchery that makes your home the house of sin. my apologies. staircase.