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[projectmayhemer]

Tricky girls. They're clever sometimes. Should've seen that one coming.

Comments

[hot_cntry_jenn]

Uh Oh.

Jer?
What happened?

♥

[projectmayhemer]

Nothing bad. Not bad at all really. Girls are just tricky. Thats all.

<3

[missviolyn]

You should just be gay. Girls are far too complicated.

[missviolyn]

I mean look how sexy Patrick Stewart is. You want him? I sure do.

[projectmayhemer]

I want him to dip his bald head in oil and rub it all over my body.

[projectmayhemer]

Worst. Advice. Ever. And I think you just tell me that cause you don't want any other girls to have me. I'm a detective carissa, remember that.