64 Reasons Why Chuck Norris is the Shit!

Oct 13, 2005 21:47

LxC BrandoMarlon: #1 While playing the role of a Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot outs. When the director explained that he can t do that, he replied, "Of course I can, I m Chuck Norris," and roundhouse kicked him in the face ( Read more... )

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projekt_mayhem7 October 14 2005, 01:48:00 UTC
I forgot to mention, I have to give Brando credit for this! He found it and showed it to me on AIM (reason why it shows his screen name sending it) But, anyhow he found it, and it is definatly the shit.

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amboozled October 14 2005, 02:04:59 UTC
*having the most severe gigglefit I've had since we found our homie*

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projekt_mayhem7 October 14 2005, 02:10:24 UTC
Teehee, maybe our home hangs out with Chuck Norris...Afterall, he does look like a big enough bad ass.

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Comedy Gold crazyninjaguymn October 14 2005, 02:56:56 UTC
This shit is hilarious...I especially like this one:

#52 Chuck Norris once fought off 42 ninjas bilndfolded, while having sex with 3 women.

Dare I say: "tee-hee"

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teenagez0mbie October 14 2005, 04:03:08 UTC
Use Lj cut...

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