Let it be known that I am usually above this sort of humor.

...But John just farted in Kris' face.

And it was awesome.  Rachel agrees.

Meanwhile,  This is interesting.

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From the moment I woke up this morning things started falling apart.
Everything has been running so hot and cold lately.

I need to shave.
It's hurting my face.

That is all.

You know what?
I like Alkaline Trio.
I don't care what anybody says.
Guitar. Bass. Drums.  1. 2. 3. All you need.

Night.

SUB is screening "The Departed" in Ward tonight at 11 ( Read more... )

Apply the lint roller directly to the kittie!

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Anyone want to drink and watch the state of the union?

I have beer or we could have a fancy wine party.

We could even wear boxers and pretend we're important members of congress sharing a row house.

I've been neglecting Livejournal during the past few weeks for a variety of reasons.  I haven't even looked at my friends page more than a glance or two.  Here's what I've been doing instead:

Little Miss Sunshine (W/ Evan, Treff's Brother, and the Asians... it was an odd crowd)
  I liked it.

Superman (w/ the 'rents)
  Keen.

Anchorman (w/ my sister)
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One of the Kitties (Domino) just ( Read more... )

You can only use one word in every answer ( Read more... )