So that's his secret weapon, huh?

[promethius]

Finally. We figured it out. See, I was talking with Marc the other night and we just couldn't figure out how Bushie thought he was going to win this absurd losing-cause war. We pondered and pondered, and eventually figured that he must be waiting until after election day, and he must have an army of a million ninjas hidden in a warehouse in texas.

Comments

[touchofwinter]

What's wrong with using compassion as a weapon?

[promethius]

I dunno... I'm just picturing government supersoldiers bursting into
people's homes with automatic weapons... Wearing rainbow-pattern
bullet proof vests and flower-wreaths on their heads... And it makes
me laugh. Lots.

[selayna]

See y'all don't think hippies have rage. But they do. Ohhhhhh...they do.

Make love not war MOTHERFUCKER! Eiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

[selayna]

It's real easy to use "compassion" after you've bombed and beaten people into submission already.

[bdeakin]

The best is when he talks about spreading liberty to other countries. I just envision the United States and then rainbows of liberty (American flag patterned Rainbow, of course) touching down in "trouble spots".

Incidentally, I suppose the rainbows could be interpreted as the flight trajectories of ICBMs...