Twentieth Flare - Video/Action - Cooking Mama

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Alright, alright, listen up.

Apparently, I'm one of the FEW competent people who doesn't set himself on fire near an open flame or turn everything he touches to hazardous waste, so I'm going to be doing all of you guys a favor. Seriously, all these cooking tip feeds? Gotta stop.

So!

[He pushes the feed back, revealing his large kitchen at his own

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[Snerk.] When did you get so domestic?

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I'm not domestic! I'm being independent. Besides, Luka says chicks dig guys who know how to take care of the house, Mister "I can't make anything besides toast".

And I'll have you know I had to learn how to cook on the fly to get Isa a good birthday present! Seriously, do you know how hard that is when almost everything in this place is free?

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... Uh, wow, ever heard the saying 'the lady doth protest too much'?

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I'm not protesting! I'm explaining!

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Semantics~

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You're just jealous that you can't cook a single thing.

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You know, you're right. You caught me. I'm positively green with envy that I can't be the mom when we play house.

[Good grief, Lea, take it easy, he's only teasing... Oh, wait, it's Lea. XD]

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...You're such a jerk. I'm punching you in the face as hard as I can.

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Okay, I'll make sure to leave the footstool out.

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Are you blind, you jerk!? I'm plenty tall! I'm Demyx's height! I think...

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Hardly--my vision's 20-15 last I checked.

Lea, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, okay? [Long pause while he glances around as if to make sure no one's listening, then he cups one hand by his mouth and leans forward to say in a stage whisper,] I'm teasing you. [He leans back then, giving Lea an amused look.] And you just react so beautifully each time it's really hard to stop.

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...You are a horrible person and I hope one day all your underwear gets destroyed.

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[video] I love this thread.

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And a cat throws up in your pants! How do I grow up into such an intolerable douche!?

[video] me too *A* i can't stop giggling 1/3

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[More lols.] Lea, we don't even have a cat. [He shakes his head, then plunks his chin down in one hand, still chuckling.] Any more plagues you wish to cast upon my househo--

[He stops and glances up when there's a commotion from the foyer of the apartment, and he reaches for the SFC to take it with him as he goes to investigate. Cue very excited Xion babbling and sort of gently waving what looks like a balled up black scarf around in her hands.]