i dont know who actually wrote this. its been in my deadjournal memories for years and years, and ive never shown it to anyone else. im sure its by the person who's journal i found it it, but who knows. the internet is slippery.you seek girls who fuck like their bonelessyou don't trade money here ( Read more... )

what do you call them things. they are like goals, but there is not a god damned thing you can do to attain them? dreams? hopes? what the fuck is the word for this ( Read more... )

all the best soul searching happens in the shower, and all my best ideas come from dreams ( Read more... )

i sometimes think most people give me way too much credit ( Read more... )

you ever hear about those guys who castrate themselves? they use like the same equipment that gets used on cattle, or they wrap a rubber band around the base of their scrotum, or several other generally accepted ways of doing it ( Read more... )

this is the best achewood of all time, as far as i am concerned.

no plot, not real punchline, just hilarity and solid writing through and through.

in other news, uhhh... fuck. i got shit to do and it irritates me.

well what brought that on? huh.

snow pants are less fun than regular pants, i can tell you that. they make a different noise.

posted 25 November, 5.30a:what's the opposite of Autism.
cuz i think that's a good word for whatever it is i do all day.

i have figured out what i am getting nicole tonight, but she doesnt know it yet.

so i think i figured it out ( Read more... )

back in like, march last year... i started writing a story. or more accurately, i wrote the prologue to a story ( Read more... )