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Why is there a little kid and a seal in my goddamn apartment? Do I look like a damn babysitter, or a free house?

Uh, that's Ash and Pukamon. They're staying with us for a whi-

I never authorized that shit! God damn it DemiDevimon. I'm going to fucking beat you senseless.

You're not gonna kick them out, are you? On the COLD STREETS? TO BE ( Read more... )

Hmph. Anyone brings up that damn virus, I'll burn your face in.

Anyways, I've started a.. business. Stupid Kim and her goddamn 'legal' tendencies...For the right price, I'll get you what you want. A weapon, a treasure, a Digimon.. whatever it is, legal or illegal. Infiltration and stealing are my specialties, heh. This isn't that different ( Read more... )

Okay. I.. man I'm going to regret this.

I promised Kim since she's watching Sam Shego I'd help. So..

I guess I'm the first official Digital World Virus Crisis Babysitter.

[ ANYONE WANNA DROP OFF THEIR PARTNERS WITH DEVIMON FOR A FEW HOURS? DAYS? UNTIL IT'S OVER? SIGN UP; IT'S COMPLETELY FREE. ]

[ Shego sounds quite odd as a nice, normal six-year old ( Read more... )

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OH GOD NO. SOMEONE HELP ME! SOMEONE- NOOOO!

[ Screaming is heard. ]

SHEGO! STOP!

MY NAME'S NOT SHEGO! THAT'S A STUPID NAME!

Someone help! SHE'S A MONSTER! A MONSTERRRRRRRRRR-

[ END ]

[ OOC: Shego - 6 ]

[Private to Satsuma]

You're the leader of DATS, right?

I'm in.

Wow ( Read more... )

How to explain this? Okay, so take all your character journals and list 'em. Then explain why you picked that LJ name for them/story behind the LJ name/etc. etc.

SHEGO: pronetoviolence From Shego's Wiki article: Her brother, Hego, once summed her up as a "cranky smart-mouth, prone to excessive violence."

KATRINA: tamer_katrina She's a Tamer, fuck yes!

DEVIN: dracotamerdevin I wanted it ( Read more... )

[ BOLD = DEMIDEVIMON, GREEN = SIMBA ]
So, what the fuck was up with that 'training' crap? Helmets? What is this, elementary school?

Yeah, elementary school!
Yeah! Yeah!

I've decided to make my own fucking class. It's not training, it's a fucking class. You'll learn, trust me.

Ain't no helmets in the Digital World! Ask Ogremon about helmets, ain' ( Read more... )