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What is your full name?: kristin jo kale
Spell your first name backwards: nitstirk, obviously i cannot do this
Date of birth: october 25th, 1983
Male or Female: Female
Astrological Sign: scorpio
Nicknames:
Occupation: governmental abuser, serial waitress, meandering lover
Hair color: really really dark brown
Eye color: blue
Where were you born: High Point,North Carolina USA
Were do you reside now: good question.
Screen Names: huh?
What does your screen name stand for:
Pets: I hate all animals
Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake: Technically 22 but its been awhile on the cake thing
Piercings: 3: ears, nose
Tattoos: none
Shoe size: 8 1/2
Right or lefty: Righty.
Wearing: hoodie from someone else's one night stand (love having male friends!) and pj bottoms
Hearing: the hum of the heater
Feeling: like an asthma attack waiting to happen
Eating/drinking: just drank piss from a pepsi bottle, god i hate that stuff
Guys/Girls/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff...
Have you ever been in love?: I am.
How many people have you said that to(and meant it):
Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?: no
What do you look for in a girl/guy?: Integrity, honesty, dark humour, Intelligence, Passion, love of music and travel
What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?: eyes, facial hair
What type of guy/girl do you usually go for?: dark ones, thinkers
Do you have a crush right now?: Uh huh
Do you believe in love at first sight?: No thats faggot
Do you remember your first love?: I remember the first boyfriend
Who is the first person you kissed?: Um, lets see that would be...Nathan in 8th grade, is that late?
Do you believe in fate?: To an extent, not withholding personal application and responsibility and fighting tenacity
Do you believe in soul mates?: yes, but not in the traditional sense
If so do you believe you'll ever find yours?: absolutely, but not in the traditional sense
Favorites...
Color: scarlet and black
Food: Fresh and healthy things, vegetables and lots of dark chocolate
Song: Melissa by Allman Brothers, When a Man loves a Woman by Percy Sledge
TV Show: fuck that
School subject: I dont do school.
Band/singer/artist: Allman Bros., Neil Young, Ray Lamontagne, 16 HP, Tori Amos, Led Zepellin, Iron and Wine, Dylan, Ani Difranco,
Radio station: If I must, it will be the 70s FM back before radio was a slut
Pair of shoes: these odd bowling like shoes are all I wear at the moment
Actor: Bill Murray,
Actress: Kate Winslet
Drink: Green teas and limited coffee (limited limited)
Holiday: I am over it now
Perfume/cologne: Everything makes me wheeze haha, but this Arber is nice stuff and doesnt strangle me...I like woodsy scents on men though, or on man I should say...hehe
Pizza topping: pizza can go on
Jello flavor: jello is made from bone marrow i think
Card Game: I can shuffle cards really maveric like
Video game: video games can burn in hell
Cereal: anything wheaty or just plain damn covered in frosting from time to time, I aint gonna lie.
Comedian: Brian Reagan or Henry Rollins
Teacher: Life
Salad dressing: oil and vinegar or fresh rasberry vinaigrette
Thing to do on the weekend: read or hmm, damn thats kind of depressing.
Season: Autumn.
Sport to watch: I dont think so
Person to talk to online: Haha, I have moved on
Have you Ever...
Mooned anyone: yes, plenty of that in childhood.
Been on a diet: far too many
Been to a foreign country: yes
Broken a bone: no
Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling: hmm maybe thats where that one went to
Sworn at a teacher: yes
been in a fight: yes
Dated a teacher: no
Laughed so hard you peed your pants: yes. oops.
Thought about killing your enemy: Identifying it before it changes to someone else would be the hard part..hehe
Gone skinny dipping: Yes.
Told a little white lie: uh huh no you dont look like a cow.
Told a secret you swore not to tell: I dont think I have ever swore not to tell.
Stolen anything: no
Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid: bitch in russian sounds like a nickname of my sisters. awesome.
Been on TV: canadian commercial that never aired when i was little
Been on the radio: no
Been in a mosh pit: yeah with my mohawk and all
Been to a concert: of course
Dated one of your best friends: yes
Loved someone so much it makes you cry: gay question
Deceived somebody close to you: absolutely.
Broken the law: Yep.
Been to a rodeo: many, thats right.
Been on a talk show: no thank god.
Been on a game show: no
Been on an airplane: yes and i dont prefer it
Got to ride on a firetruck: yes
Came close to dying: no.
Cheated on a bf/gf: ultimate and instant death is required. haha
Gave someone a piggy back ride: yes
Terrorized a babysitter: god yes.
Made a mud pie: uh huh.
Had a dream that you're falling off a cliff: thats kind of generic.
Snuck out of the house at night: yes
Been so drunk you don't remember your name: no
Felt like you didn't belong: yes
Felt like the 3rd wheel: yes for like 6 years of my sisters relationships haha
Smoked: yes
Done drugs: yes
Been arrested: close call my friends
Had your tonsils removed: no
Gone to camp: yes
Won a bet: I think so.
Written a love letter: yes
Gone out of your way to be with the one you love: yes
Written a love poem: yes
Kissed in the rain: Where is this survey going?
Slow danced with someone you love: enter inspirational music and thoughtful glances
Participated in an orgy: does that have to include sex?
Faked an orgasm: haha yes, shamefully.
Stolen a kiss: well, what does that really mean?
Asked a friend for relationship advice: yes
Had a friend steal your crush: No.
Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love: Yes.
Gotten a speeding ticket: No.
Done jail time: No.
Had to wear a uniform to work: dont get me started...this is aMANda's...
Won a trophy: Yep.
Thrown up in public: haha yes, eww. at school in elementary school.
Bowled a perfect game: no but i can bowl now,
Failed/got held back: Nope.
Roasted pumpkin seeds: yeah I love those things
Taken ballet/karate lessons:Haha me and ballet didnt get on too well.
Attempted suicide:
Randomness
Do you believe in aliens: Is there existence really going to affect me in any way? Ok, then. You get the point.
Name three things that are next to your computer: my socks, lyrics, US silver dollar
You have any hidden talent: not really hidden ones
Do you wish MTV would play music videos: MTV is bile.
If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be: dark humoured sarcastic and very very offensive.
What's the scariest movie you've ever seen: I cannot handle them.
What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen: something about a talking bear in the 80's
Do you drive: yes unfortunately
What is your dream car: a huge thing I can take across the country...fitting for a mattress and two crazy people.
Do you think your good looking: yes.
Do others think you are good looking: Thats kind of like a gay question.
Would you ever sky dive: Only if I was told I wouldnt.
Do you believe in Bigfoot: Right. He and Jesus crochet together on weeknights.
How many rooms do you have in your house: I dont have a house, or a place to live. I might need to work on that.
Are you afraid of roller coasters: No.
Do you own a pool table: No.
Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen: I dont have one, my parents do.
Do you like chocolate: The dark kind, uh huh.
How many U.S. states have you been to: Lets see, chop it in half horizontally and you about have it.
Ever wished on a shooting star: yes.
Best Halloween costume you ever worn: Rolled myself in tin foil to be a left over.
Name something you can't get enough of: certain person out there
Do you consider yourself a trendy person: I definately have an eye for fashion but then when it comes out of the store I hate all the people wearing it, so no.
Are you an artistic person: yes
Are you a realistic person?: I am realistic in my own grasp of it, not by others'..
Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off: never actually cause I dont have strings right now,
Are you a strong person: In certain areas, I would say so.
Are you a strong willed person: yes.
Who is the last person to e-mail you: someone I dont want to reply to.
Who is the last person to IM you: Philipp
Do you hate chain e-mails: who really enjoys them?
Are you a deep sleeper: very much so.
Are you a good story teller: I think I have a knack for the absurd, yeah.
What is your greatest accomplishment: Setting out for life on my own. Living how I alone want to.
Do you like to burn candles or incense: Incense makes me want to have an asthma attack, by me I mean my body.
Do you have your own credit card: no. those are evil debt makers.
Let's say you win the lotto: Travel and operate a hostel, invest in something that would serve humanitarian projects but not become a handout, perhaps a fund that created independent communities
Do you have a check book: yes.Those are swiftly becoming likened to the telegram.
Do you like your drivers license: the plastic or the picture?
Do you tan easily: I burn then get really dark but I hate the sun scorching me so I stay ivory year round, damn straight.
What color is your hair naturally: dark, rich brown
What's Your Favourite...
Loud Song: War Pigs by oh, help me out Ozzie
Quiet Song: Something by either Will Oldham, Iron and Wine or C,S,N&Young
Long Song: Definately Les Brers in A Minor by the Allman Bros.
Short Song: Hmm.
Fast Song: Those make my heart explode, maybe Devil Went down to Georgia
Slow Song: Jolene by Ray Lamontagne
Old Song: When a Man Loves a Woman, Percy Sledge
New Song: Whatever this Iron and Wine one song that makes me die
Sad Song: Johhnny Cash would make an ax murderer weep
Happy Song: I dont do happy but I can handle ironic sort of hidden happy, The Smiths stuff
Christmas Song: O come Emmanuel
Strange Lyrics Song: Bohemian Rapsody, Queen
Strange Title Song: That new Sufjan covers those
Michael Jackson Song: Touch me here for a dollar little boy
Theme Song: Nah,
Song from a Movie: Almost Famous has a really great soundtrack
Song With Harmonys: CSNY covers those
Song Everybody Knows the Lyrics To: We Will we will rock you
Song You Can Never Get Out Of Your Head: Patti Griffin stuff, man her name sucks
Love Song: Iron and Wine things
Road Trip Song: oh California by Zepellin is the taker, or Ramblin Man by Allmans, or for newer things, Bright Eyes, Another Travellin Song