Sirius said he saw Lily flirting with Snape... but that's really just insane. I mean, why would anyone flirt with Snape, right? I decided to talk to her about it, because I mean, I wanted to find out what was going on. I didn't want to just discount Sirius, but I didn't want to just believe him either. I know he's jealous not always the most reliable source. So I talked to her, and guess what? She said she was FRIENDS with him. Friends with SNAPE. How can you be friends with something that puts out enough oil to run a particularly unhygienic deep fryer? Honestly... and what if she really is flirting with him?
Maybe I should have left him in the tunnel... No. That would have hurt Moony.
I'll have to trust her, I guess.
I can do that. I mean, how hard can it be?
Have I expressed my theory that ties are portable nooses? It nearly proved itself today. Hufflepuff boy got his stuck in a door, and I suppose it was probably insensitive of me to laugh. My apologies. Next time, watch out for doors.
Quidditch team's been practicing like mad lately in preparation for the impending Hufflepuff game, which we will win by a margin of about... huge. And I'm not saying it's because of me, but we are all aware that we have a very skilled team this year. Go, Go, Gryffindor
And I'm rather tired. Not enough sleep. So I think I'll go do some more of that so the next time I speak, my sentances can be coherent.