Fly to El Salvador. Don't know why and I don't know what for

[prongslove]

My life lately is sort of blur, but mostly in a good way. Except for that bleeding transfiguration essay, which sort of needs to write itself. Otherwise, I'd settle for instant death of an essay. I'm thinking that should be the title of Arthur Miller's next play. I might even care about it, then.

Comments

[prongslove]

I am not a psychopath! I'm not anything LIKE one. My normalcy rating is like a nine and a half out of ten.

[prongslove]

Well, no, but my "not a soulless pyschopath" rating is about that.

[r_o_s_e_w_i_n_e]

Ah, so you're a blueberry martini named Gaston? Is there anything else you're hiding from me?

[prongslove]

I take it you'd already figured out that I was a quirky Portuguese musician. I was never good at hiding that bit of information. Other than that? Nothing much. Oh - and I may or may not taste like Coke. Feel free to test it.

[r_o_s_e_w_i_n_e]

Quirky for sure. I think it's safe to say that you don't taste much like Coke.

[prongslove]

Sharp as a tack, you are. But I suppose you're right, the similarities are pretty limited.

[le_etoile_noire]

Ooh, Arthur Miller! My personal favorite is The Price, followed closely by The Crucible.

I must say, if I see anything entitled Death of An Essay, I may shit a brick.

[prongslove]

Yeah? That's a good one. I like Arthur Miller.

Haha, well, if I ever come by a copy, I'll be sure to buy it and show it to you.

[golden_grin]

There is a spell that will do your essay for you. No garentee how good it will be, but hey, its out there.

[poison_infrench]

At which point I point out that we know if you've used a spell. And you get an automatic T, so don't try it. Just a warning.

[golden_grin]

Can I please recieve a million house points for biting my tongue, professor?

[poison_infrench]

I think not. I was just reminding you all of the rules. I wouldn't object to that if I were you, Mr Lockhart.