What the fuck?
Oh.
My.
God.
I'm -
I mean to say -
I'm head boy.
I'm not even joking. I just got the letter, and - well, I thought it was a joke. But there's his signature right there. Well. Maybe he's going senile or something. He probably tried to make Bellatrix head girl or something, only to discover that she'd graduated. Unless, you know, every other seventh year male decided to spontaneously drop out. Wonder if anything happenned to Moony...
I wonder who head girl is. I mean... given the circumstances.
I will never hear then end of it from Padfoot for this. Never.
So. In the interest of time, I am going to go ahead and inform you all collectively of a especially strange peice of information.
Any admissions of guilt in forging this letter and/or questioning of our headmaster's sanity belongs in the commentary.
Unless I'm -
It seems as if -
due to circumstances beyond my control -
I've just gotten a letter that I thought was going to say they were kicking me out or something... well...
I've been made Head Boy.
Which may or may not be a weird cosmic joke.
So there you are.
- James Potter