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[prongsykins]

Sirius and I spent the day at a muggle pool. We got kicked out eventually for impersonating lifeguards, but before that happened, we had a grand old time charming unsuspecting muggles into embarrasing themselves by passing very obvious gas while underwater and having suntan lotion fights. Sirius was kind enough to record the results for posterity's

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[slobberymongrel]

Okay. Moony says Lists make things more coherant, and that I need all the help I can get, so here goes.

a) You are an arsing cockless pratfuck.
b) We should mass produce those charms we used and call them Muggle-Bubbles.
c) IT IS NOT MY FAULT I HAVE A DELICATE PUREBLOODED WINTER COMPLEXION YOU HATEFUL HATEFUL WRETCH
d) "Adorable little snitches"? Your lad is going to grow up to be a GIRL with talk like that.
e) If he is a born beater, that is all the more reason to name him Sirius Take Two.
f) You are still an arsing cockless pratfuck.

[prongsykins]

Hah.

a) You know that's not entirely true.
b) Yes. We should.
c) HAHAHAHAHA
d) BABIES ARE ADORABLE, and therefore it's okay to call the smiling snitches on my son's wall adorable. Ass.
e) No.
f) See a.

[slobberymongrel]

a) Which bits are you contending, Mr Prongs??
b) Ive already made blue prints. Moony thought I was drawing porn. His Prefectly sensibilites were offended, I think.
c) SOD OFF SOD OFF SOD OFF WITH YOUR BROWN AS A NUT RUBBISH I AM PALE AND PROUD
d) They smile?
e) See a.

[prongsykins]

a) The answer is hidden in your question, I should think.
b) Haha. Brilliant.
c) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
d) Yes. They do. They want to be caught because they want you to WIN!!!! YAAAY!!!
e) What?

[hex_you_up]

How d'you know it'll be a boy?

[prongsykins]

THE DOCTOR TOLD ME!!! :D :D :D

[hex_you_up]

Oh. I must have missed that.

[prongsykins]

Yeah, you must've. I posted about it. There were explosions and everything.

[sauntered]

What poetic results.

[prongsykins]

Why, thank you.

[sauntered]

I must ask however: why tic-tac-toe?

[prongsykins]

It's a fun game.