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[proofsburden]

I poked around this computer a little. I thought maybe I could find something - even if it was something small. I mean, they had to belong to somebody at some point in time, right?

Whoever owned it must have either not used it for much or locked everything, though, because I couldn't really find anything useful. Anything at all, really, except

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[whipcrackx9000]

...Phoenix Wright.

I knew you were a fool from the beginning, but this just confirms it even more.

[proofsburden]

It isn't mine.

[whipcrackx9000]

Can you prove that? And even if it isn't the fact that you are sharing this makes me questions your tastes in entertainment.

[proofsburden]

Well, it's not like this computer is mine! And besides, it's evidence.

[hellgun]

...

Ifrit. That sounds like my own situation...

[ooc: Love for the video. LOVE. <3]

[proofsburden]

... what?

((PFFT. Blame Raina. :9))

[hellgun]

...

...I'm going to be wed soon. And a mass-murderer who was her son and the son of the man I had a strong hatred for will become mine, plus the two clones of him. I hung out with one of those clones. He doesn't know I might be his step-father and we got drunk together once. And then there's the matter of explaining everything to his friends.

It's... confusing.

[proofsburden]

That's... wow.

[just_a_dreamboy]

...Um.

[proofsburden]

The song itself isn't what's important.

[just_a_dreamboy]

..Oh, right.

[proofsburden]

-- and it's not mine, for the record.

[schadenfroh]

Expanding your mind with useful research, Mr. Wright?

[proofsburden]

Not... exactly.

[notsosmelly]

Nick? Does this mean you're gonna be a country singer?

[proofsburden]

No--! How did you get that out of anything I said?

[notsosmelly]

Well, that's you singing, right?

I didn't know you had a secret life as a songwriter!

[proofsburden]

That doesn't even sound like me...!