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[proofsburden]

... This thing is a piece of junk. Beggars can't be choosers, I guess, but it's on its last legs, that's for sure. If I'm lucky it won't explode before I get this up. ... Please don't explode. Please.This is kind of a shot in the dark, but-- My name's Phoenix Wright; I'm a defense attorney from California. I was in LA yesterday, and... I really

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[mayaheemayahoo]

NIIIICK!!!

[proofsburden]

M-Maya! There you are!

[mayaheemayahoo]

Hi Nick!! Did you teleport in here too? Watch out for the crabs!

[proofsburden]

Hi. Yes. I'm trying.

Maya, how long have you been here?

[cafedeinfierno]

........ and you are?

[proofsburden]

The victim of a really bad cosmic joke, apparently.

[cafedeinfierno]

Sounds about right for you.

[proofsburden]

....... Sorry, what?

[bothareone]

Ah, I don't think it will explode. I hope not.

Nice to meet you, Phoenix. I'm Allen Walker, everyone has probably told you about this place so errm welcome to Manhattan. Though I wish it was on better circumstances than how it is now.

[proofsburden]

Sorry, that was kind of an exaggeration.

... Thanks, Mr. Walker. I... think I've got the gist of everything. Sort of.

[lilywhiteiris]

Feenie?

[proofsburden]

Y-You--! Who... Who are you?!

[lilywhiteiris]

It's me, Iris.

[proofsburden]

... Iris?

Do... I know you?

[porcelaindahlia]

...

[proofsburden]

akfljdklafda

D-Dahlia! What are you doing here?!

[porcelaindahlia]

What am I up to or how have I found myself in such a dismal situation? Two completely different answers.

I was yanked here the same as you were, I'm sure, Feenie darling. Though, with as many interesting faces around here, I must say I'm surprised to see yours join the crowd.

[proofsburden]

You--

You should be in jail. Death row.