I came into the office this morning to find a copy of Witch Weekly on my desk. My initial reaction was to toss it into the rubbish bin next to my desk and move on with my day. If it weren't for the note attached reading 'Page 27, congrats #9!' and the blairing Headline for the Witch Weekly's Top Ten Bachelorettes list, I would have done just that.
#9? I would have rather been left off entirely than fall 'runner-up' to Parvati once again! I don't even read this trash unless provoked, but it's already succeeded in making me feel down. This is just another confirmation that I'm the lesser twin.
Anyone want to help me torch the Witch Weekly offices?