party lines in sands and i'm holding up a shotgun on a bluff.

wait a fuckin minute! did i just get a popup flash ad on livejournal? when the fuck did that happen?? i don't mind the ads on the side or the ones that are beamed into my subconscious while i'm sleeping, but POPUPS?! uh-uh! it was the kind that makes you watch a certain number of seconds of the ad before you can skip it. this is fine when i'm ( Read more... )

when the leaves speak they're frozen, the corpse still sticks like velcro ( Read more... )

Danforth Radley got a free sample of Kashi cereal today. a new alias, perhaps?

A is for And Oceans ( Read more... )

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work, damn you!

hibernation's a tradition that we keep like a flame. passing torches to the mammals as they're huddled in caves.

i just need to hit up some quests. shift that alignment back to good, or at the very least neutral.  3rd trimester and no one's impressed by the mess. a lovely monument to piecemeal and tack.  can you wade through this slippery scape? it's difficult terrain. and the neighbors next door just think the smell is the sewer ( Read more... )

hi. how've you been? i know i haven't been in touch that much lately but trust me. i still care and want us to be friends.  the truth is i like you, not because you have a simple interface that [ sometimes ] let's html code work. it's also not because you has a spoo-ooky punkin as yr background right now.  it's certainly not because you conned me ( Read more... )

i've been playing a game o' chess against myself for the last week. usually when i do this i lose, meaning it ends in stalemate or i accidentally cheat.  the trick is to make a move then forget all about it for a day. just to be honest though, i didn't really win, cuz the king wasn't in check. he just couldn't move to any space without death and ( Read more... )