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[prosnogger]

Um. Hello

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[o_i_c]

[prosnogger]

Er. Not really.

[o_i_c]

[sleepyfluffzzz]

Hiya teddy! :D My name is Jiroh! It's nice to meet you!

Omg you're a wizard?!?!?! :O Does that mean you can do awesome magic tricks?!

[prosnogger]

Hello!

Uh. Not quite.

[sleepyfluffzzz]

You can't do magic tricks? :O How can you be a wizard without magic tricks?

[prosnogger]

We don't do tricks, really.

[stfumalfoy]

You do need talent to set eggs on fire.

[prosnogger]

See, I knew you'd understand!

Wait. How old are you?

[stfumalfoy]

I, er. I'm 18.

[prosnogger]

Oh. Well.

This is awkward.

[flaminbackstbbr]

Burning eggs ain't talent. Burning water? That takes a brand of special.

[prosnogger]

I er. Set them on fire actually. Though I suppose they did get burnt in the process.

[flaminbackstbbr]

Same difference. I can't cook anything -- set it all on fire. Though, I think yours might be a genetic problem. 'pparently your dad's just as bad in the kitchen.

[prosnogger]

Really? I think he's an okay cook, actually. Loads better than Sirius at least.

[kinda_trippy]

Don't stop feeling special, honey - you're still very special.

Eggs are tricky things. There's underdone, just right, and burned - and the line of 'just right' seems to be far too thin a one to draw.

[prosnogger]

It's alright. If I can't figure it out when it's already been 10 years, it's likely that I never will.

[kinda_trippy]

That's when you find someone to make them for you :)

[prosnogger]

Dad seems decent at it.