Every one wants a TRAINED Squirrel *grin* oh and if you are really going for all the cool animals you need to get a Nessie as well i tried to find her, but although i am sure i saw her it could have been the Whisky. :)
Squirrels are *uckin* shits!! I should know. Cute, yes. Illegal in Aus, yes. But if you live here they sneak inside your house and steal anything they can get their cute but grubby little paws on. Bread, biscuts, cake and ENTIRE bars of chocolate. Good pets, no.
Fuckers.
Goats are good.
I approve of goats.
Specially if they're black and called Garth *snug*
You're really going for this "back to nature" thin aren't you? your little apartment is like a jungle as it is, I'd be way too scared to come visit if I knew I might step or sit on a snake or a tarantula or something... oh i would be happy if you got one of those giant sea turtles though. get a giant sea turtle jacqui!! they live longer than us so you could pass it on to your kids!!
I heard those things have claws, and they can like, take your face off without even trying. Like, if they accidentaly sneezed or something, and you happened to have your face near their claw, they be all like "ah ah ah chooo. OH MY GOD! I'm SO SORRY! I can't BELIEVE I just did that! Here maybe if we just...nope nope that won't work."
All sea turtles have claws, except for the really bug leatherbacks. But they can get to be like...eight feet long, so that would probably be a bit big for the room.
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You will be fine, good luck with your exams and i will take you out for a lovely dinner after graduation since i can't be there.
PS squirrels are really cute too but i would stay cleer of Highland Cows they can be a little aggresive ohh and i have a present for you :)
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Fuckers.
Goats are good.
I approve of goats.
Specially if they're black and called Garth *snug*
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http://www.floridascubahound.com/sea_turtles.htm
See I looked it up! Cos I was scared that I was wrong.
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