Alternative Career Ideas #140409

[prosperine]

[run ad]

[Bring on the trumpets!]

Are you longing for a different time, a better place, a different world?...

then come to Jane Austen's World of Good Manners and Jolly Good (but appropriate fun) Take a trap ride with the Bennetts and see if you dare contradict Miss Elizabeth

Comments

[prosperine]

I think the EWIS definitely has possibilities! (I also need to spend less time sharing my brain cells with Mr S!)

[edwards]

Nuffield House is up for sale. £2.75 million. Reckon Jane Austen World would be a valid justification for purchasing it? I expect a more palatial and established manor would be closer to the ideal, however.

[prosperine]

oh, now that would indeed be a delightful abode! I think the Manor would be good for the park and Nuffield for me!

[melancholyrose_]

May I be the first to offer my services in test riding Mr darcy ;-)

[prosperine]

you may! I am a colonel Brandon girl.

[edwards]

According to the paperwork, I apparently still have a wife. Would EWIS therefore be able to assist me in the procurement of a fortune?

[prosperine]

are you A) A Young Man and b) was she a good wife - the terms of engagement for services are quite specific.

[edwards]

Hmmm. Well, most of me feels young... and it could be argued that she was a good wife, though perhaps not of the type I ultimately desired. She would most certainly suit a man of the countryside, with a hearty appetite and a need for A Wife.

[prosperine]

Hmm, you may need a medical to ascertain which parts feel young. If there are enough of them - it is possible EWIS will take you on its books.
Hmm, more of a potential Mrs Colins then?

[house_of_borgia]

Things not working out, need a fast divorce whilst there's still some assets to grab, Call Henry VII's, we're head and shoulders above the rest.

[prosperine]

Oh! Family Law! Lord knows, that would be eaiser in some cases!