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[prostheticgod04]

Dear Journal,
I know I haven't been here for you lately, but I will rectify that soon. I'm in a bit of a hurry right now, so I just wanted to show you this: Food Safety Tips from Jack in the Box employees.

"Uncooked pepper has been known to carry salmonella, said David Theno, formerly head of food safety at Jack in the Box and now a consultant

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[anterastilis]

Hmm, yes. I will now turn to Jack in the Box for all of my food safety information.

If you'll excuse me, I'm going to check out the Hostess Cupcakes website for some diet information. And perhaps later I will call Amy Winehouse for some advice about kicking the smoking habit.

[prostheticgod04]

You might consult Michael Vick on some pet-related advice while you're at it, too! (i'mjustsayinisall)