These are a few of my favorite things

[protectivewind]

Only, they are really, really not.

TreesTrees are out to get me. First, I'm allergic to any flowering plant, which puts everything but pine trees on my shit list. But we don't train with pine trees. Too many branches, I guess

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[jiraikou]

No one's stopping you from running up a pine. Except maybe the pine. Can you walk on water yet?

As for water, it ain't half bad. I mean, you can swim in it. And you're made up of a lot of it. And you need it to live. And you can't go for long without it. It's like a terrible codependency.

[protectivewind]

We're supposed to walk on water, too? That is insane.

I know about that stuff...water is keeping me hostage.

[jiraikou]

...Can you swim?

[protectivewind]

I can not-drown. Same thing.