Writer's Block: The winning ticket

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Comments

[origamigryphon]

I'd totally live there.

[chefmongoose]

I'm sorry, it'll never work. Once you owned Rhode Island, the army part would fail; you'll have to simply settle for putting a hit out on Massachusetts and then letting the other states fall in line with the Costellino crime syndicate.

Also I hear Huskalopes are allergic to Coffee Milk. You might not live.

[darkvolf]

Id pay my moms mortage and my student loans both off. I dont know. I find this question unfun to be amusing or sarcastic with.