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protoman2k2

You wench! You Wench! You Farted!

Dec 20, 2003 01:19

This journal now has a limited life. I will soon take the time to actually make and customize a good page. Anticipation of a digital camera will also help my motivation ( Read more... )

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recumbent! banjomensch December 20 2003, 10:39:49 UTC

I'm glad theres a mood icon for recumbent. I look forward to living with you too!

daemonlip December 20 2003, 11:33:53 UTC

*fart noises* ffrrrrrrt! prreeeeeet!

mmm. ahhh.. what a relief.

protoman2k2 December 20 2003, 15:35:22 UTC

Ooh sex!

steeleagle16 December 20 2003, 14:57:28 UTC

Living frugally??? NOOOO!!! Hey, I have an idea - once you're at Santa Cruz and I come to visit Melly and all the rest of my newfound homies, you and I can sit down and talk about planning an investment account so that you won't have to live frugally. For example, if you were to contribute two hundred dollars a month into a mutual fund that held a steady interest rate at twelve percent, you could have nearly two million dollars in that account after thirty-five years. Just thing of all the things you could do with two million dollars: you could start the Hale Academy of Wittiness Theory (hehehe the acronym would be "HAWT"), donate to a charity for disabled midgets, train a super-elite corps of ninjas to inflitrate Republican Party headquarters (or fill Bush's snack cabinet with pretzels as an April Fools joke), or a whole multitude of other really great things... and you wouldn't even be at retirement age yet!

Shall we save the subject of annuities (like supplimentary montly income) for later?

protoman2k2 December 20 2003, 15:34:59 UTC

Not the Hale academy tho. I plan on taking the last name of whomever I marry, I have no ties to my last name. But ninja's hmm tempting. I would definitly like a corps of ninjas, however only If I could be their leader. The money would be well invested into cyber-implants to make me a super ninja!

steeleagle16 December 20 2003, 15:43:47 UTC

Oh yes, definitely. I know you're a pacifist, so you could also use the money to invest in non-lethal weapons research. For example, if you were going to raid the White House, you could buy a gun that fires nets made of flowers because fascists hate nothing more than hippie crap.

daemonlip December 20 2003, 15:49:50 UTC

I've got a fascist jock-itch.

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vanima_huine December 20 2003, 16:49:51 UTC

Scary, Scary, Freaky people o.O

so once you move out, how long until you move back to Aunt Pattie's Chris? *grins*

protoman2k2 December 20 2003, 16:50:53 UTC

As soon as Melinda and the gang start smoking large amounts of weed while living across from the police station.

vanima_huine December 20 2003, 16:52:00 UTC

Which I doubt is likely?

I don't know... Stoned Chris is a funny image...

protoman2k2 December 20 2003, 16:52:46 UTC

Haha perhaps. But I highly doubt it will ever happen.

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