Today is the day that my supervisor will (hopefully!) print off my character history and a bunch of anatomy crap that I've been writing in my free time at work ( Read more... )

It has come to my attention that there are people out there completely unaware of how much of a jerk Superman is, and has always been. I would like to shamelessly advertise this website ( Read more... )

1. I talk to boys who are not black. Because of this, I am apparently building a harem of white boys that I am secretly sexing up in the parking lot ( Read more... )

...and garage sales! That is what I am up to this saturday. Jason takes forever to get up ni the morning.

The first half of my work day is over; traditionally, this constitutes the good half. At 4:00pm Lindsey goes home, and she's the coworker I get along the best with. Shai apparently got fired over the weekend due to exceeding her points, so that's one less person I can talk to. The book-hating supervisors are more prevalent in the second half of the ( Read more... )

I spent the night with my friend Ixion- he is still asleep as I work more on the wood grain of a Nerf shotgun. This is taking a lot more time than I originally assumed; I hope Heather likes it ( Read more... )

I am such a nerd. This morning I researched various 19th-century surgery techniques as well as their understanding in neurology, antiseptics, and amputation to find a semi-viable way to create a Victorian mechanized arm ( Read more... )

I have a mild case of "Misplaced Phone Syndrome". Again. So uh... if I don't answer your calls and/or text messages, I'm really really sorry. The last time I saw the phone it was on silent, so...yeah. It's a small silver rectangle that could be located just about anywhere. This might take a while ( Read more... )

It's been almost a week since my last entry; sorry about that.

I woke up dreaming that I was the Sea Queen: I rescued beached whales from Galveston, beat the crap out of sharks, and helped determine the paths of hurricanes. It was a good dream.

I think I am single-handedly keeping the "Wendy's" on MacArthur in business. Damn you, tasty frosted beverages ( Read more... )