★ 53rd Butterfly ★

[proudbutterfly]

Handcuffs~? Not original enough to keep my attention. When she made me wear them... it was different. What about you, demon boy? Are you able to entertain this jester for the rest of the day? ♥

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[hateshisjob]

No thank you.

[proudbutterfly]

Tell a joke. A jester can find that useful during the Hell Court gathering.

[hateshisjob]

... Okay, fine. Here's one a coworker told me:

This man... Let's call him Harry. He answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor. The doctor says: "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life."

Harry says, "My God. What's the good news?"

The doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead."

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[proudbutterfly]