[Trek] Fallout - Subspace Doesn't Have That Newsprint Smell
In Zahvan T'Masu, T'Nis intended to release the video she'd taken to the media. The local gossip rags, of course, went nuts... And then the news hit the Enterprise.
From Superficial and Terran:
Ambassador Sarek's son Commander Spock -- one of the few Vulcans in Starfleet -- was spending last night in the arms of his lover -- a Romulan swashbuckler, with no name on record! What bars does he go to, and can we know where they are? Check out the stills we've got, but be careful, they're NSFW.
From The Daily Spanner:
Looks like the Federation's making peace overtures to the Romulans! Last night, Ambassador Sarek's son was filmed in some rather compromising positions with an unknown Romulan. View the article in full, for video!
From Celebrity Fragfest:
The Federation's prized half-Vulcan was filmed, last night, in the home of Vulcan expatriate and patron of the arts, T'Nis. All ears on deck predicted he'd wind up in her bed by the end of the night, but we were in for a shocker! Turns out Spock swings the other way, and rather happily, according to the clips and stills we received from the security tapes!
From alt.starfleet.ships.enterprise:
> Congratulations, Spock! Way to score one for all of us! (If you're done with him, can I have his routing codes? 'Cause hot DAMN, boy.)
> What the fuck, man. Do Vulcans even have sex? I thought that required emotion.
> 8.5 out of any 10 Terran males can prove the previous poster incorrect.
> Guys, can we stop talking about Vulcans and sex? This is not what I want to be reading over my goddamned morning coffee.
> Shut your face, Doc. We all know it's you. ...You know, as far as I can tell, they really are retractable. I mean, check out the fifth still from Fragfest.
> Okay, so, we've all seen him naked. Is anyone going to be able to take another order without laughing?
> No, but I'll take it while I'm laughing. I ain't getting my ass written up for this.
> Hey, Spock, what night are you coming back from leave? You, ah... wanna come out and have a good time? *winks*
From Superficial and Terran:
Ambassador Sarek's son Commander Spock -- one of the few Vulcans in Starfleet -- was spending last night in the arms of his lover -- a Romulan swashbuckler, with no name on record! What bars does he go to, and can we know where they are? Check out the stills we've got, but be careful, they're NSFW.
From The Daily Spanner:
Looks like the Federation's making peace overtures to the Romulans! Last night, Ambassador Sarek's son was filmed in some rather compromising positions with an unknown Romulan. View the article in full, for video!
From Celebrity Fragfest:
The Federation's prized half-Vulcan was filmed, last night, in the home of Vulcan expatriate and patron of the arts, T'Nis. All ears on deck predicted he'd wind up in her bed by the end of the night, but we were in for a shocker! Turns out Spock swings the other way, and rather happily, according to the clips and stills we received from the security tapes!
From alt.starfleet.ships.enterprise:
> Congratulations, Spock! Way to score one for all of us! (If you're done with him, can I have his routing codes? 'Cause hot DAMN, boy.)
> What the fuck, man. Do Vulcans even have sex? I thought that required emotion.
> 8.5 out of any 10 Terran males can prove the previous poster incorrect.
> Guys, can we stop talking about Vulcans and sex? This is not what I want to be reading over my goddamned morning coffee.
> Shut your face, Doc. We all know it's you. ...You know, as far as I can tell, they really are retractable. I mean, check out the fifth still from Fragfest.
> Okay, so, we've all seen him naked. Is anyone going to be able to take another order without laughing?
> No, but I'll take it while I'm laughing. I ain't getting my ass written up for this.
> Hey, Spock, what night are you coming back from leave? You, ah... wanna come out and have a good time? *winks*