marisa should enjoy this, because she enjoys clementines

[proudestmonkey7]

i got home today and ate a clementine. i eat about three a day. none of the clementines in this box are pretty, and they are all very large. i like them when they are small and round and juicy. i had one yesterday with 12 seeds in it. TWELVE, MOTHER FUCKER

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[lilfrenchgirl]

sometimes, it hits me that you may just be amazing Alexander. i don't think that's sarcastic either.

norbert... he reminds me when i was little and i always loved the tinest grape on the stem, just for his/her adorableness. i always saved him/her for last... do you think that gave him/her the time to love?

[proudestmonkey7]

well i'm sure that gave the grape the time. but i ate norbert third to last. i hope he's loving being in my tummy. i would.

[phoenix238]

haha, thats awesome, I love that

oh, and, I was thinking of clementines today when I was eating an orange, and I decided that in comparison oranges are just too big and hard to eat. Clementines are just so perfect

[itsnotwrecked]

Julie and I were eating clementines on the drive to the movies tonight. She said, I love to squirt the juice on myself so I smell like them all day. And I thought she meant from the actual slices, but you can squeeze juice from the peel. It was like a squirt gun!

[jillmcmill]

haha, you told me on the phone that you smelled like clementines.
i liked that.
how was the movie?

[aneverfixedmark]

this reminds me of one of my other favorite entries of yours, also about a clementine.

i believe they inspire genious in you, boii.