i. welcome to the hotel california

[proudofwhatido]

[Private to the Admiral]
I admit, I was actually excited about getting away for awhile. I was assuming the healing Bible had saved my life, but I'm getting the feeling that's not the case..

[Public]Wow. You people sure know how to throw a party. I'm practically overwhelmed with the sheer amount of optimism on this ship. It's kind of hard to sort

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[thegooddrjones]

Welcome aboard Agent Halden, I'm Martha Jones a fellow warden and the head of the infirmary here. Please let me know if you need anything.

[proudofwhatido]

Thanks. What kind of medical facilities do you have here?

[thegooddrjones]

We've a fully equipped infirmary.

[proudofwhatido]

That's great. I really admire you for being able to head up such a respectable position.

[proudofwhatido]

Whatever entices the most people.

[proudofwhatido]

I was thinking more along the lines of Poker, but we'll see what we get.

[always_thewoman]

Optimism?

If that's the impression you've formed, I regret to inform you that you are sadly mistaken. We're not a sunny bunch, Mr. Halden.

[proudofwhatido]

I think it's just buried and waiting to burst forth.

Would you consider yourself sunny, Miss..?

[always_thewoman]

If it is, it's buried beneath a pretty thick layer of disillusionment, violence, and general mayhem.

Adler. 'Sunny' isn't the first term that comes to mind. And yourself?

[proudofwhatido]

Sounds like New York.

I can be pretty 'sunny' when the mood strikes, Miss Adler. I prefer 'resourceful' in general. What about you?

[you_run_i_chase]

Do you play poker?

[proudofwhatido]

Yeah. I'm not the best, but I make do.

[you_run_i_chase]

We've got a game that happens every couple of weeks.

[proudofwhatido]

Yeah? Is there anything to wager or do you play for fun?

Private.

[triggered_it]

[Oh, he senses another charming liar!]

My name is Adrian Veidt. Welcome. If you are a warden, I must warn you that some of our inmates may not be exactly what you were expecting.

Assignments will be posted publicly by the Admiral on the fifteenth, I believe.

Private.

[proudofwhatido]

[Is that like Spidey senses?]

I'm expecting them to be criminals. Is that not right?

Thank you, Adrian.

Private.

[triggered_it]

[That's like sociopath "I can read Jon's minute facial twitches that are actually non existent" senses.]

Some are criminals. Some are simply wicked people. Some are vampires, and others aliens.

You're very welcome.

Private.

[proudofwhatido]

[Hot.]

Well, you're right that it wasn't what I was expecting. I don't think the Admiral would have brought anyone here that isn't redeemable though. [Liiiiies.]